no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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