She's JV to your varsity
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I need to calm my uterus...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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