try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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