It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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