Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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