Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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