what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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