what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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