how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Couch. On fire.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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