Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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