last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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