If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Will exercising make me less horny?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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