Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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