the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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