My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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