were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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