quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize