so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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