so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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