All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
