Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Bring me that man meat
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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