I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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