belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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