are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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