Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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