I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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