i just google imaged poop.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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