Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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