hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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