I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
