so that wasnt chicken after all
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
