The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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