I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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