Dual....:-)
"it" just moved
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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