I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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