My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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