Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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