Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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