it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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