in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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