I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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