I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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