i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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