She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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