You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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