Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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