But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
