i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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