The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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