on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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