Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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