i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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