Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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