David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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