Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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