and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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